By the power of greyskull!

life is a fantasy realm
I am a body builder
I worship a mythical creature
it's name is the penicorn

here is how you make a penicorn
that is of coarse, if you are god:
1 part magic
2 parts manhorse
3 parts cocaine
dash of san francisco to taste

put all the ingredients
in a pewter cauldron
then you sing a song called:
I aint gonna work a day in my life!
La la la la la la la la la!
sweet!

then you grow a large penis
out of your head
and you forget your name
and you forget the game
just you and your penis head

welcome to the penicorn:
put on your oxhide codpeice
shine your belt buckle
and get ready